LOL: The Onion Reports “Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack To Spare Life Of Twilight Author”

By Peter Sciretta/June 30, 2010 8:00 am EST

The Onion News Network has a report on an Al-Qaeda attack on the nation’s capital which was called off to reportedly spare the life of Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. Watch the video from this late breaking news report, embedded after the jump.

LOL: The Onion Reports “Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack To Spare Life Of Twilight Author”

By Peter Sciretta/June 30, 2010 8:00 am EST

The Onion News Network has a report on an Al-Qaeda attack on the nation’s capital which was called off to reportedly spare the life of Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. Watch the video from this late breaking news report, embedded after the jump.