Lol Fox Business Report Says The Muppets Is Brainwashing Kids Against Capitalism And The Oil Industry

By Russ Fischer/Dec. 5, 2011 7:30 am EST

Best part: where the ‘analyst’ talking about Hollywood’s agenda against capitalism manages to equate The Muppets, Cars 2, Syriana, and There Will Be Blood. All the same movie! I hadn’t thought of a Muppets/TWBB double-feature, so I’m glad this report brainwashed me into thinking that’s a good idea. Because it is.

Remember kids: Tex Richman is the bad guy in The Muppets because he’s a dick, not because he’s rich. [MediaMatters]